I Can't Help Myself

Urban Dictionary's Term of the Day:

UDI: Unidentified Drinking Injury

When one is drunk, one picks up random bruises, aches and pains. At worst, cuts and bruises too.

I'm pretty sure I broke a finger playing cards last night. wtf.

I'll tell you about my UDIs if you tell me about yours.

You go first.

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