When I look in the mirror, I see a Douchebag

douchebag: someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached MF level. (Thanks, Urban Dictionary!)

With that in mind, here's a great Time Waster guaranteed to provide hours of endless entertainment and yes, some controversy:
Who's Douchier? You decide!

My high score: 8. I was taken down when I deemed Gene Simmons to be douchier than Papa Joe Simpson. Which was wrong, in the eyes of the game. Hmmm.

Have fun! And make sure to have some Purell handy -- some of these guys look like they might could give you something...