(pssst... that's "quote" in Spanish, y'all)
Quote of the day, and quite possibly the year, as found in New York magazine:
In response to the question "What do you think of the Governor Patterson scandals?"
Why did he go to a Days Inn? I mean, I know he's blind and didn't know any better, but his dates should have! If someone took me to a Days Inn, I would never put out.
~ Carson Kressley