TMI Tuesday is here! Now we are so happy, we do the Dance of Joy!

1. Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend, who are you (more) mad at?
The best friend. Boys may come and go, but breaking the girlfriend code... not cool.

That being said, I was once the best friend who did the cheating with the boyfriend. It was uggggggggly. And painful. Not worth it at all. Sometimes chemistry is a subject best ignored.

2. Is there something someone could say to you that would cross a boundary of not being able to take back or forgive them?
Once upon a time, I would have said yes. Now -- no. Life’s too damn short for such nonsense.

3. What non-sexual body part do you find the sexiest?
The brain. No question. To be blunt -- If you fuck my brain, chances are you can fuck the rest of me as well.

Followed by the eyes and yes, a hairy chest.

What? As always, you had to know that was coming.

4. Would you ever consider cosmetic surgery to have the perfect body?
No way. Although the thought of a boob lift is appealing...

What is perfect, anyway? It’s all relative from my perspective. I earned my laugh lines, my character crinkles. They’re part of who I am. And I think working my tuchus off, literally and figuratively, to improve myself is much more confidence-building than letting an MD do it with his or her scalpel. A happy body, which totally germinates from the inside, beats a perfect body every single time.

5. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Other than cocktail kisses -- no. That’s not anywhere on my list of things I have a burning desire to do -- just the way I’m programmed.


Bonus: If you were going to have a one night stand, who would you rather it be with- an ex or someone totally random you just met.

In the truest sense of the term, a one-night stand is a single-time experience with no strings or expectations attached. I’d probably have some residue left over from the relationship with the ex to be able to make a liaison a pure one-nighter. Given than, I’d have to go with the stranger. Which now that I think about it, is a totally hot concept...