Jimmy Lonquist. Or Donny Osmond. Duh.
2. Which Muppet is your favorite? Why?
I’ve always been partial to Grover, for some reason. He’s charming, a little goofy but so endearing.
However, this little test tells another, not-so-surprising story...
You Are Miss Piggy
A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.
You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!
3. With which politician would you most like to have a daliance?
I’m going to go with Thomas Jefferson, believe it or not. He was whip-smart, open-minded, a free-thinker -- and had a totally cool house. Plus, there’s the red hair. Which intrigues me...
However, my subconscious has other ideas, as evidenced by the naughty dreams (yes, there have been more than one) about me and... Al Gore. Mind you, I haven’t had one of these dreams in years, but back in the early-mid ‘90s, they were on recurring status during my REM sleep.
4. How did you first find the g-spot?
When I finally do, I’ll let you know. Or maybe not.
5. What is the best costume you've ever worn?
On stage: This great slinky dress i donned to sing a medley of Fats Waller songs in a variety show many moons ago. It just fit right. My hair was long and crazy curly and I felt like a million bucks.
Halloween: Carmen Miranda. Complete with fruit turban and cha-cha skirt. And lots of heavy eyeliner. Good times.