Just Sit Right Back and You'll Hear a Tale... Meme Monday.

And now it's time for yet another installment of Useless Yet Hopefully Entertaining Facts about Janey... try to control your excitement.

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? 

Save for TSA stuff (man, do I hate that because it always seems to happen when I’m late for a flight. Wrong Way Corrigan’s Rule of Flying.), nope.

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? 

Yes and no. I guess it’s a mood/situational thing.

3. When's the last time you've been sledding?


Nevah!

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?


Hmmm. Good question. I like knowing someone is there in bed with me, but also like to have my own space. Let’s go with someone in a king sized bed.

5. Do you believe in ghosts?


Maybe.

6. Do you consider yourself creative?


Yep. Sometimes too much so...

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? 

Oh hell yeah.

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?


How about one well-aimed grenade. Kill two birds with one KA-BOOM!

9. Do you stay friends with your ex-s?


No, For some that’s great; for a couple of them, not so much.

10. Do you know how to play poker?


Oh yeah. I’m not great and I know I have a couple of tells, but I love to play.

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?


Yep. In college, numerous times.

12. What's your favorite commercial? 

This one is the one that came immediately to mind:

13. What are you allergic to?


Codeine, condescending people

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?


Unless I’m taking Will to the ER for an emergency, no.

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?


Yep.

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?


Neither. Please. Are you joking?

17. Have you ever been ice skating?


Once. It ended badly. For me, the skates and the ice.

18. How often do you remember your dreams?
 

A good deal of the time. And boy, are they weird.

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?


 The mother of one of my closest and oldest friends decided she needed to join Facebook. I love this woman – known her all my life – but the words “age-appropriate” and “boundaries” are a little foreign to her. While she was setting up her profile, she tackled those important things like relationship status and that fun thing known as “seeking.” Not realizing that EVERYONE could see her pages, she put her relationship status as “it’s complicated” and that she was seeking “women” and “men.”

The woman’s been married nearly 40 years. And I think we just learned more about her relationship than we ever wanted to. I laughed so hard I cried. Seriously.

I think this is a situation when you have to know the players to see the humor… but honestly, it made my sides ache.

20. Can you name five songs by The Beatles?


Please. Have we just met?
“A Day in the Life”
“Let it Be”
“Helter Skelter”
“I Wanna Hold Your Hand”
“She Loves You”
“Yellow Submarine”
“Eleanor Rigby”
“Norwegian Wood”
Shall I go on?

21. What's the one thing on your mind now?


You don’t really want to know… *raises eyebrow*

22. Do you always wear your seat belt?


Always.

23. What cell service do you use?
 

Verizon.

24. Do you like sushi?


Nope. No way. No how. It scares me, to be honest. Maybe I’ve just never had the good stuff…

25. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?


No, thank goodness.

26. What do you wear to bed?


It varies. Sometimes a nightie, sometimes a tank and panties, sometimes a cami and PJ bottoms.

27. Been caught stealing?


Jane Says nope.

28. What shoe size do you have? 

Ten wide. Ugh.

29. Do you truly hate anyone?


No.

30. Classic Rock or Rap?


Classic rock, baby! WHOOOOO!

31. Do you fancy anyone on your blogroll?
Wow – so very British, that phrasing. And the Magic 8 ball says “maybe...”

32. Favorite Song?


Must I name just one? Here are two that are at the top of the list: “Night and Day” and “Girl from Ipanema.”

33. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? 

Damn straight I have. To both.

34. What food do you find disgusting?


Some of the things Bourdain eats on his telly program. That shit is weird, y’all. At least to westernized me. 

Oh --and tofu.

35. Do you sing in the shower?


No, come to think of it. I sing literally everywhere else – just not in there.

36. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"?


What do you think – of course!

37. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?


Shamefully, I must say yes.

38. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?


Yes, yes I have.

39. Have you ever been punched in the face?


Good grief no.

40. Say a word that sums up your mood? 

Saucily impish.

Yeah, I know that's two words. But my blog -- my rules.