Confessions of a Middle-Aged Suburban Diva: Lazy Lazy Post Rewind: The 10 Dirty Words You Can Say on My Blog

4.18.2009

Lazy Lazy Post Rewind: The 10 Dirty Words You Can Say on My Blog

A classic from last fall. Chalk this one up to a dearth of creative ideas. And me feeling a little bit sassy at the moment... enjoy, y'all.

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Now who's talking dirty... me, that's who!

In a fit of boredom and inspiration, fueled by the need to have a post today for NaBloPoMo, I decided to use my new pal Utterli and have a little good clean fun with my Top 10 Sexy Words.

It's not my best work -- damn throat issues still abound -- but it's not bad.

Please be kind. We are all friends, right?

Mobile post sent by citizenjaney using Utterli.

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TopSurf said...: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! STILL FUNNY!! Posts like this never go out of style!!; 8:59 PM

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great things someone else said

Hope in the face of difficulty, hope in the face of uncertainty. the audacity of hope: In the end, that is God's greatest gift to us, the bedrock of this nation, a belief in things not seen, a belief that there are better days ahead.

~ President Barack Obama

What I really wanted was to have a job like Darrin Stephens on 'Bewitched', where you could be creative all the time.
~ Edie Brickell

Beauty can't amuse you, but brainwork — reading, writing, thinking — can.
~ Helen Gurley Brown

If music be the food of love, play on,
Give me excess of it; that surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.
~ William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before.
~ Bob Dylan

Normal is a cycle on a washing machine.
~ Emmylou Harris

Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.
~ Rudyard Kipling

I'm a writer. I don't cook and I don't clean.
~ Dorothy West

Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
~ Dorothy Parker

Does feminist mean large unpleasant person who'll shout at you or someone who believes women are human beings. To me it's the latter, so I sign up.
~ Margaret Atwood

Music is the real place where democracy lives -- every note is equal.
~ Vince Gill at the 2008 Grammy Awards

What's the use of naturally curly hair if no one's jealous?
~ Frieda, from the Peanuts comic strip

What is passion? It is surely the becoming of a person.
~ John Boorman

The waste basket is a writer's best friend.
~ Isaac Singer

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies."
~ Phyllis Diller

Getting older, I think you just have to accept that we are all just big goobers.
~ Reese Witherspoon

Writing is the supreme solace.
~ Somerset Maugham

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4.18.2009

Lazy Lazy Post Rewind: The 10 Dirty Words You Can Say on My Blog

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