You Dropped a Bomb on Meme Monday

FOODOLOGY

What is your salad dressing of choice?
CATALINA; BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE; BLEU CHEESE

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
SIX/SEVEN IN SEATLE

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
BREAKFAST FOOD. EGGS, BACON, SAUSAGE, CHEESE GRITS, HASH BROWNS, BISCUITS. LOVE. LOVE. LOVE.

What do you like to put on your toast?
SEEDLESS RASPBERRY JAM. OR GRAPE JELLY.

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
SAUSAGE, ONION AND EXTRA CHEESE

TECHNOLOGY

How many televisions are in your house?
FOUR

What color cell phone do you have?
BLACK (BUT I HAVE A PURPLE CASE)

BIOLOGY

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
RIGHT

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
YES. AND WE'LL JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
WILL (NEARLY 70 POUNDS AND COUNTING)

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
NOT WITHOUT THE ASSISTANCE OF A CONTROLLED ADMINISTERED SUBSTANCE

BULLCRAPOLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
NO WAY

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
LUCY OR GRACE 

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
NO FRICKIN' WAY. UGH.

DUMBOLOGY

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
MID DOUBLE DIGITS... I'M TOO LAZY TO COUNT

Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
NEVER HAD A RUN-IN, BUT ONE OF ST. PETE'S FINEST DID GIVE ME A TICKET IN THE FENDER-BENDER I WAS IN RECENTLY

Last person you talked to?
WILL

Last person you hugged?
WILL (I WAS MORE EXCITED ABOUT IT THAN HE WAS)

FAVORITOLOGY

Season?
FALL

Day of the week?
FRIDAY

Month?
NOVEMBER

CURRENTOLOGY

Missing someone?
CONSTANTLY

Mood?
ENERGIZED BUT PENSIVE

What are you listening to?
HANDY MANNY ON THE TELLY (AND WILL -- NOT IN THE ROOM. I'M TOO LAZY TO FIND THE CLICKER AND CHANGE THE CHANNEL)

Watching?
THIS SCREEN, ACTUALLY

Worrying about?
YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME...

Favorite movie?
GONE WITH THE WIND; THIS IS SPINAL TAP; PILLOW TALK

RANDOMOLOGY

First place you went this morning?
BATHROOM

What's the last movie you saw?
THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI

Do you smile often?
CONSTANTLY

Sleeping alone tonight?
SI

OTHER-OLOGY

Do you always answer your phone?
PLEASE. HAVE WE JUST MET?

It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
PATTY -- BECAUSE NEITHER OF US CAN SLEEP

If you could change your eye color what would it be?
WOULDN'T -- LOVE BEING A BROWN EYED GIRL

What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A SONIC. EVER.

Do you own a digital camera?
INDEED

Have you ever had a pet fish?
NO, ACTUALLY.

Favorite Christmas song(s)?
HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS; JOY TO THE WORLD

What's on your wish list for your birthday?
HAVEN'T EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT IT -- IT'S NOT UNTIL SEPTEMBER, Y'ALL

Can you do push-ups?
YES. YES I CAN.

Can you do chin ups?
COULDN'T DO THEM IN HIGH SCHOOL FOR THAT BLOODY PRESIDENT'S PHYSICAL FITNESS TEST. DON'T THINK THINGS HAVE IMPROVED IN THIS AREA.

Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
YES.

Do you have any saved text messages?
YES I DO. ;-)

Ever been in a car wreck?
UGH. YES.

Do you have an accent?
NOT TERRIBLY -- ALTHOUGH THE SOUTHERN DOES SLIP OUT IF PROVOKED

What is the last song to make you cry?
GRACE LIKE RAIN/TODD AGNEW

Plans tonight?
NO, COME TO THINK ABOUT IT.

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
OH YEAH. MORE THAN ONCE, ACTUALLY

Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
YOGURT, WATER, APPLESAUCE

Have you ever been given roses?
YEP

Current worry?
FRICKIN' ECONOMY

Current hate right now?
MY DRY SKIN THAT'S NOT GOING AWAY, DESPITE THE APPLICATION OF COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF COCOA BUTTER

Met someone who changed your life?
ABSOLUTELY!

What song represents you?
HONKY TONK WOMAN BY MICK & THE BOYS

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
MAYBE...

Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
YEP

Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
JUST PIERCED EARS

Does anyone love you?
YES. YES THEY DO.

Would you be a pirate?
I'M MORE THE SAUCY WENCH TYPE -- DOES THAT COUNT?

What songs do you sing in the shower?
BELIEVE IT OR NOT -- I DON'T SING IN THE SHOWER. IT'S THE ONLY PLACE I DON'T. THAT'S WHERE I DO MY THINKING.

Ever had someone sing to you?
YES

When did you last cry?
YESTERDAY -- TOTAL ANGRY/FRUSTRATION CRY

Do you like to cuddle?
IT DEPENDS. SOMETIMES I'M ALL ABOUT BEING UP IN YOUR BUSINESS AND SOMETIMES I NEED MY SPACE.

Have you held hands with anyone today?
NOT YET.

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
WILL!

What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
EVERYTHING FROM BURT BACHARACH AND CLAUDINE LONGET (MY MOTHER'S FAVES) TO TOP 40 TO 70S R&B. LOVED IT ALL.

Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
YES

Do you like pulpy orange juice?
PULP IS THE DEBIL. SO SO SO SO NASTY.

What is something your friends make fun of you for?
MY PASSIONATE TAKE ON POLITICS. I'M EVERYONE'S FAVORITE LIBERAL AND I TAKE A LOT OF HITS FOR BEING A HIPPY LEFT LEANING CHICK.