5.07.2008

Fanny Matters

Finally. One of those myriad health reports I can get behind...

Scientists find something good about a big bottom.


Ba-DUM ching... Thank you very much. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waiter.

Here's the gist of the thing: A type of fat that accumulates around the hips and bottom may actually offer some protection against diabetes, U.S. researchers said on Tuesday.

If this is the case, then I am set. Regardless of how many miles I ride on the bike at the gym (up to 15, thankyewverymuch) or how long I NutriToil, I'm still gonna have some tuchus ruckus. Just how I'm constructed. I've long resigned myself to it being part of my charm.

That's why this is my theme song. Sung by my boys (ok -- my boys other than the Police.)

4 comments:

Miss Janey said...

Well, count Miss J safe from diabetes. What a nice side benefit of never being able to find pants that fit in the butt and waist at the same time.

CableGirl said...

Oh how I love Spinal Tap!!!!! You rock for posting this. lol

Emily said...

Cool. I am a big bottomed-gal and it doesn't matter how fit I get or how much weight I lose...it stays shapely!

April said...

Don't forget that wine and dark choco are good for you, too! It's my favorite health regime.