Is that a meme in your pocket or are you just happy to see me... on Meme Monday!

Roz: Do I look slutty?

Bulldog: If you're fishing for compliments, yeah, you look slutty.
~ Frasier

What better way to welcome back Meme Monday than with a little bit of sassy fun...

1. Is there anyone on your blogroll you would have sex with?

Hmmm... the circumstances are so NOT right, but if they were, then maybe. Or maybe not...

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

But if I had to pick one, then morning.

3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Sí. But not recently, I'll have you know.

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Are you joking?

5. Shower or bath while having sex?
Yes -- neither without incident, either. Ouch.

6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
It depends on my mood -- but both have their good points. Very good points, actually.

7. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
You betcha.

8. Love or Money?
Love, honey. Every damn time.

9. Credit cards or cash?
Truth be told, credit, but pay off at the end of the month.

10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
Yes -- and I have had a few in my life and times -- even now.

11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?
Please. Have we just met? My idea of camping is no room service. Five star hotel, baby!

12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Good question... let’s just say it involves a body of water.

13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
No way. My hair is my prized physical trait. It stays. Below the neck is a whole ‘nother story.

14. Have you ever been to a strip club?

15. Ever been to a bar?
Again -- have we just met?

16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
It’s been a while, but yep.

17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
Sadly, yes.

18. Had sex in a movie theater?
Sex -- no. Made out -- yessssss.

19. Had sex in a bathroom?
You betcha.

20. Have you ever had sex at work?
Actually no, now that I think about it.

Wait -- yes, yes I have, back in my wanton youth.

21. Ever been to an adult store?
No I haven’t, believe it or not.

Wait -- yeah I have, again, now that I think about it.

22. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes, as a matter of fact, I did. And wouldn’t you like to know...

23. Have you been caught having sex ?
Yes. Eeeeeek!

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Hmmmmm... need to think about this.

Answer: maybe. *lascivious eyebrow*

25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
Yep. Good thing I can think on my feet. Or back, actually...


karin aka perpstu said...

I love this meme! I remember cringing reading some of my own answers after I posted it!

Aahhh...good times, good times!

yoonamaniac said...

So have you used those anal beads you bought at the sex store? HAHAHA J/K! Love your idea of camping !

bronsont said...

#22 (rofl) why would you, you have the 3AM infomercials to fill your orders :)