Meme Monday. You'll laugh, you'll cry. It's better than Cats

You were probably wondering if you had anything else to learn about me, weren't you... never fear, more useless information is here!

1. Do you like blue cheese?
It’s bleu. And yes. Mmmmmm.

2. Have you ever been drunk?
Please. Have we just met?

3. Do you own a gun?
No way.

4. What flavor of Kool Aid was your favorite?
Grape, baby

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Yep

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Best at a ball park – ketchup and ‘kraut. With a beer.

7. Favorite Christmas movie?
“White Christmas” and “Love Actually” since “A Charlie Brown Christmas” cannot be considered a movie.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Milk; iced tea. But never together.

9. Can you do push ups?
Modified, but yes. Just did some the other day.

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
Tiffany ball necklace and earrings

11. Favorite hobby?
Tie: cooking and writing. Although I’m working on making one of these more than just a hobby.

12. Do you have A.D.D.?
Just a smidge… oooh – is that something shiny?

13. What's your favorite shoe?
Tie: Black Chucks and black clogs

14. Middle name?
Elizabeth

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
*I’m really sick of Kashi cereal for breakfast
*Am I ready for Will’s parent/teacher conference this afternoon?
*I’d rather have a root canal than listen to Barry Manilow’s new album of love songs. Good lord, it’s awful.

16. Name three drinks you regularly drink?
Water, iced tea, Grey Goose

17. Current worry?
Will. As always.

18. Current hate right now?
My challenges with organization.

19. Last thing you said to somebody?
"No, your name is not Maurice nor are you a Gangster of Love..."

20. How did you bring in the New Year?
At home playing Beatles: Rock Band and drinking port.

21. Where would you like to go?
South America

22. Name three people who will read this?
No telling

23. Do you own slippers?
Yep – terry cloth flip flops. They do so count.

24. What color shirt are you wearing right now?
Maroon

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Ew. No.

26. Can you whistle?
Yes

27. Favorite color?
Purple

28. Would you be a pirate?
Probably not – that all-seafood diet is the deal breaker.

29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Interestingly, the shower is the only place I don’t sing.

30. Favorite girl's name?
Grace or Lucy

31. Favorite boy's name?
William or Michael

32. What's in your pocket right now?
Lint

33. Last thing that made you laugh?
My phone conversation with my brother

34. Best bed sheets as a child?
White with pink rosebuds

35. Worst injury you had as a child?
Ankle sprain

36. Do you love where you live?
S’aight. But that’s about to change…

37. Who is your loudest friend?
Does Will count? Because no one is louder than he is. Just ask anyone with whom I've been on the phone while he's afoot.

38. How many dogs do you have?
None

39. Does someone have a crush on you?
Doubtful

40. What is your favorite book?
Honestly – “Around the World with Aunite Mame” by Patrick Dennis

41. What is your favorite candy?
Anything caramel. As long as it doesn’t involve coconut.

42. Favorite sports team?
University of Florida Gators; Boston Celtics; Tampa Bay Rays. Like I could narrow this one down...

43. What song do you want played at your funeral?
“Amazing Grace”, followed by “Honky Tonk Woman” and “She’s a Bad Mama Jama.”