Jon Bon Jovi...
... is prettier than I am. Even now.
... sings higher than I do. I'm blasting some Bon Jovi now and trying to sing along with the part after the modulation in "Living on a Prayer" killed my voice. While he soared on and on.
... has a mighty hot hairy chest. And some serious abs.
Yeah. That's incredibly shallow. But I had to console myself somehow.