Jon Bon Jovi...
... is prettier than I am. Even now.
... sings higher than I do. I'm blasting some Bon Jovi now and trying to sing along with the part after the modulation in "Living on a Prayer" killed my voice. While he soared on and on.
... has a mighty hot hairy chest. And some serious abs.
Yeah. That's incredibly shallow. But I had to console myself somehow.
Sigh.
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Don't you mean he once HAD a hairy chest? Side by side comparison says he waxes or shaves...perhaps laser hair removal? Maybe it depends upon the season.
For proof a long while ago, I made up this composite:
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m78/marissa65/movie%20and%20television%20stuff/bonjovithenandnow.jpg
Damn. He just needs to stop that. In my world, there is absolutely no good reason for a dude to wax his chest.
Seriously.
Sigh. Again.
I agree. While watching the volleyball scene from Top Gun, I kept feeling that something was missing (other than heterosexuality). CHEST HAIR! I can't imagine laying my head on a man's chest and feeling stubble instead of the God-given cushiony fluff.
Chest hair is just plain hot. Next to a man's brain, which included intellect and sense of humor, it's my most serious erogenous trigger.
And HAHAHA about the volleyball scene. Poor Anthony Edwards.
This is so funny - Sister Honeybunch wrote on JBJ yesterday, too. Must be that time of year, lol.
Must be -- spring is in the air and young women's thoughts turn to JBJ.
I can think of worse things to think about, frankly.
PS: Jon! Quit waxing your chest!
I still love Jon. No matter what.
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