It Is Certain...
... that this exercise is crazy.
Directions: use the shuffle function on ye olde music player (iTunes, baby!) to see what comes up in answer to the following questions.
Disclaimer: these are TOTALLY random. I couldn't make this up if I tried. Promise.
How does the world see you?
“Eight Miles High” ~ Husker Du
Will I have a happy life?
“Handful of Keys” ~ Fats Waller
What do my friends really think of me?
“Brick House” ~ The Commodores
Do people secretly lust after me?
“Love Me Do” ~ The Beatles
How can I make myself happy?
“Big Balls” ~ AC/DC
What should I do with my life?
“Like Humans Do” ~ David Byrne
What is some good advice for me?
“Theme to the Muppet Show”
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
How will I be remembered?
“Side of the Road” ~ Beck
What is my signature dancing song?
“Give It Up” ~ Amos Lee
What do I think my current theme song is?
“Fun, Fun, Fun” ~ The Beach Boys
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
“The Night is Young and You’re So Beautiful” ~ Frank Sinatra
What song will play at my funeral?
“Bastards of Young” ~ The Replacements
What type of men/women do you like?
“How About You” ~ Stan Getz
What is my day going to be like?
“Out of My Mind on Dope and Speed” ~ Julian Cope