Presenting the World's Longest Meme. Why the World's Longest? It took me so much time to complete it, that I changed clothes in the middle of doing so. Oy. Have at it, y'all.
Where did you take your profile pic?
At my brother’s house last Christmas
What exactly are you wearing right now?
Shorts, sport bra, panties (well, you asked)
What is your current problem?
Spring cleaning. Ugh.
What makes you happy most?
When Will thrives.
What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
“Pray Naked” ~ The 77s
Any celebrity you would marry?
Maybe not marry, but if Stewart Copeland or Jon Hamm asked me to go away with him, then who am I to say no…
Name someone with the same birthday as you?
Shaun Cassidy, my buddy Jim
Ever sang in front of a large audience?
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Back in the heyday of Designing Women, I was told Iooked like Delta Burke. So there’s that.
Do you speak any other languages?
Very rough Spanish
Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
Do you ever watch MTV?
Only if there’s an America’s Next Top Model marathon on
What's something that really annoys you?
Condescending people; close mindedness
Janey, Mama, Miss Jane
Do you get along with your parent(s):
Are your parents married/separated/divorced
Married for 47 years
Do you have any siblings?
One! (Hi, Bill!)
Pralines and Cream
Fall (football season!)
Yes – Goldwell stuff. I am a Diva when it comes to my hair.
Dance in the shower?
Pshaw – but of course!
Do you write on your hand?
Yes – can’t lose that, in theory.
Call people back?
If I must…
Believe in love?
Any bad habits?
Where shall I start…
Any mental health issues?
I dance with the demons of depression…
Broken a bone?
My ankles, countless times
Had physical therapy?
Not me personally
Yep – just once, though
Have we just met – oh yeah.
Gone scuba diving or snorkeling?
Snorkeling – the scuba thing kind of scares me.
Been stung by a bee?
Just once. And thanks reading in second grade that book “A Taste of Blackberries” in which a kid dies because of an allergic reaction to a bee sting, I’ve been terrified of them ever since.
Thrown up at the dentist?
Thrown up? No. Passed out? Yep.
Sworn in front of your parents?
Oh hell yeah.
Never. I was a good girl in those days.
Last movie seen?
In the theatre? Kung Fu Panda
Last three people to text you?
Patty, Thom, Patty
Last person you called?
Last person you hugged?
Last person you tackled?
Good grief. I don’t tackle. Regularly, anyway.
Last thing you touched?
Last thing you ate?
Lemon chicken soup
Last thing you drank?
Last thing you said?
Get out of there!
Were you named after anyone?
Kind of. My first and middle names are family names,
When was the last time you cried?
A couple of hours ago (stupid Grey’s Anatomy)
Do you like your handwriting?
No – it’s horrifically bad. I used to think it had character, but then I finally saw the light.
What is your favorite lunch meat?
Roast beef, sliced thin. And rare.
Do you have kids?
You betcha! Yay Will!
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
Probably. I’m fun!
Do you use sarcasm?
Please. Have we just met?
Do you still have your tonsils?
Yep – and don’t get me started on how this is a thorn in my side…
Would you bungee jump?
Only if I were a contestant on The Amazing Race. Otherwise, hell no.
What is your favorite cereal?
Old school Alpha Bits.
Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Sometimes. But not usually.
What is your favorite number?
What is the first thing you notice about a person?
Red or pink?
What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
Externally: My way too-generous tuchus (but dammit, I’m working on it)
Internally: My rampant insecurity
Who do you miss the most?
My friends who I don’t live near
What color pants and shoes are you wearing now?
No pants/no shoes. Am in my pjs at the moment. (I have changed clothes since I began taking this stupid thing. That should be an indicator that it is way too damn long.)
What are you looking forward to about tomorrow?
Getting the cable fixed!
What are you listening to right now?
The sounds of silence
If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Fresh citrus; men’s cologne; honey
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Favorite sports to watch?
It’s easier to name the sports I DON’T like to watch: NASCAR; some golf. That’s about it.
Dark brown. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Hasn’t changed since I answered this about 50 questions ago.
Do you wear contacts?
Nope -- lasik
Steak. Caramel. But not together.
Scary movies or happy endings?
Last movie you watched?
At home: A Mighty Wind
What color shirt are you wearing?
Dark blue Grant Balfour/Rays t-shirt
Summer or winter?
Hugs or kisses?
What book are you reading now?
Pictures at a Revolution: Five Movies and the Birth of the New Hollywood
What’s on your mouse pad?
What did you watch on TV last night?
Not much of anything – my usual programs weren’t on
Will’s laughter; the ocean; jazz
Rolling Stones or Beatles?
Apples and oranges – but right now, I’m in a Stones mood.
What is the farthest you have been from home?
Do you have a special talent?
Wouldn’t you like to know…
Where were you born?
St. Anthony’s Hospital, St. Petersburg, FL
Who was your favorite teacher?
Brad Moore. High school history/poli sci teacher. Learned SO much.
What’s your secret?
My, aren’t we nosy?
What’s your biggest goal/dream?
For Will to maximize his potential and to be a published author.