In honor of Halloween, I give you some hi-larity... moaning and groaning is encouraged.
Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What do witches put on their hair?
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
What happened to the guy who didn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed
Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the Dead Sea
What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
What's a skeleton's favorite meal?
What is a ghost's favorite party game?
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I'm bone to be wild!
Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist?
Because he likes to draw blood!
What's a vampire's favorite candy?
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?