10.31.2008

Some Very Spooooooky Humor

In honor of Halloween, I give you some hi-larity... moaning and groaning is encouraged.

BOO!

Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?

They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers

What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula

What happened to the guy who didn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed

Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the Dead Sea

What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi

What's a skeleton's favorite meal?
Spare ribs

What is a ghost's favorite party game?
Hide-and-go-shriek

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I'm bone to be wild!

Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist?
Because he likes to draw blood!

What's a vampire's favorite candy?
A sucker

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin

What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid

5 comments:

Kat said...

Oh, those were certainly hi-larious!! You have me chuckling!!

perpstu said...

I need my ROFL smiley in here! Those were great! Happy Halloween.....


XOXOXO

TopSurf said...

Love, love, love those! Happy Halloween!

coopernicus said...

Have you been watching Casper cartoons??? Groan...

April said...

I need to make sure my daughters never find this post! They think a joke gets funnier the more you tell it.