Some Very Spooooooky Humor

In honor of Halloween, I give you some hi-larity... moaning and groaning is encouraged.


Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?

They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers

What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula

What happened to the guy who didn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed

Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the Dead Sea

What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi

What's a skeleton's favorite meal?
Spare ribs

What is a ghost's favorite party game?

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I'm bone to be wild!

Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist?
Because he likes to draw blood!

What's a vampire's favorite candy?
A sucker

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin

What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?


Kat said...

Oh, those were certainly hi-larious!! You have me chuckling!!

perpstu said...

I need my ROFL smiley in here! Those were great! Happy Halloween.....


TopSurf said...

Love, love, love those! Happy Halloween!

coopernicus said...

Have you been watching Casper cartoons??? Groan...

April said...

I need to make sure my daughters never find this post! They think a joke gets funnier the more you tell it.