In honor of Halloween, I give you some hi-larity... moaning and groaning is encouraged.
BOO!
Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula
What happened to the guy who didn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed
Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the Dead Sea
What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
What's a skeleton's favorite meal?
Spare ribs
What is a ghost's favorite party game?
Hide-and-go-shriek
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I'm bone to be wild!
Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist?
Because he likes to draw blood!
What's a vampire's favorite candy?
A sucker
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid
5 comments:
Oh, those were certainly hi-larious!! You have me chuckling!!
I need my ROFL smiley in here! Those were great! Happy Halloween.....
XOXOXO
Love, love, love those! Happy Halloween!
Have you been watching Casper cartoons??? Groan...
I need to make sure my daughters never find this post! They think a joke gets funnier the more you tell it.
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