Me, that's who!
In a fit of boredom and inspiration, fueled by the need to have a post today for NaBloPoMo, I decided to use my new pal Utterli and have a little good clean fun with my Top 10 Sexy Words.
It's not my best work -- damn throat issues still abound -- but it's not bad.
Please be kind. We are all friends, right?
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11.15.2008
11.14.2008
Talk Dirty to Me.
So, while I was doing some online research for my NaNoWriMo project (which is going verrrry slowly, but at least I have a plan!), I came across a most compelling item.
It's a list of the Sexiest Words in the World, as put together by the Calgary Association of the Romance Writers of America.
Unfortunately for Writer Me, these words aren't really helpful for my project, which has as its main character a 12-year-old girl in 1973. And it's not THAT kind of story anyhoo.
However, the list has piqued my interest. Shocking. And will be a good reference for later projects.
Wanna see the list? Of course you do.
As the only format in which I could find it was a PDF, I did a little copy/paste action and put it here, on my tester/auxiliary blog for your perusal.
Take a look -- it's rather extensive. But if you're like me, some words stand out more than others, at least in the context of being "sexy."
Here's my Top 10 words from the list, in no particular order (I just know you were wondering what they might be...)
Bite
Decadent
Wanton
Evocative
Languid
Provocative
Sultry
Writhe
Erotic
Groan
Is it a little warm in here, or is it just me...
If you're so inclined, feel free to share your faves from the list. There are no wrong answers (gotta love that kind of exercise) and I can guarantee you'll find it fun. Or something.
It's a list of the Sexiest Words in the World, as put together by the Calgary Association of the Romance Writers of America.
Unfortunately for Writer Me, these words aren't really helpful for my project, which has as its main character a 12-year-old girl in 1973. And it's not THAT kind of story anyhoo.
However, the list has piqued my interest. Shocking. And will be a good reference for later projects.
Wanna see the list? Of course you do.
As the only format in which I could find it was a PDF, I did a little copy/paste action and put it here, on my tester/auxiliary blog for your perusal.
Take a look -- it's rather extensive. But if you're like me, some words stand out more than others, at least in the context of being "sexy."
Here's my Top 10 words from the list, in no particular order (I just know you were wondering what they might be...)
Bite
Decadent
Wanton
Evocative
Languid
Provocative
Sultry
Writhe
Erotic
Groan
Is it a little warm in here, or is it just me...
If you're so inclined, feel free to share your faves from the list. There are no wrong answers (gotta love that kind of exercise) and I can guarantee you'll find it fun. Or something.
11.13.2008
She Speaks!
Fun with a forgotten favorite: Utterli.comClick here to hear what I sound like (albeit with laryngitis) -- you won't be sorry!
11.07.2008
Hee hee hee ha ha ha BWAH! It's Laugh-a-lympics Time!
I'm in the mood today to laugh. Not that I don't laugh on a regular basis, because I do (oh, how I do) but I'm in the frame of mind for some specific guffaws -- mostly some hilarity from Saturday Night Live. Can you dig it?
A classic. I had a moment like the one described by the inimitable Miss Gilda just this morning during my workout -- I was Dr. Joyce Brothers, in case you were wondering...
Never gets old... (HEADS UP: This is the uncensored version -- probably NSFW. Although everyone in your office has probably already seen this at least a dozen times.)
Christopher Walken is a can't-miss as an SNL guest host. While he's most remembered for "More Cowbell", this sketch is, I think, just as hilarious.
Maybe my favorite SNL sketch ever. Of all time. Period.
A forgotten gem... featuring one of the dudes on my "list", John Malkovich
Oooh -- my fave comedy on TV right now is "30 Rock" (which, if you're not watching, you need to. Seriously.) Here's a clip of one of my fave moments...
One more -- that has great personal significance for me. I'll let you watch and then guess what it is... every Monday morning in middle school...
A classic. I had a moment like the one described by the inimitable Miss Gilda just this morning during my workout -- I was Dr. Joyce Brothers, in case you were wondering...
Never gets old... (HEADS UP: This is the uncensored version -- probably NSFW. Although everyone in your office has probably already seen this at least a dozen times.)
Christopher Walken is a can't-miss as an SNL guest host. While he's most remembered for "More Cowbell", this sketch is, I think, just as hilarious.
Maybe my favorite SNL sketch ever. Of all time. Period.
A forgotten gem... featuring one of the dudes on my "list", John Malkovich
Oooh -- my fave comedy on TV right now is "30 Rock" (which, if you're not watching, you need to. Seriously.) Here's a clip of one of my fave moments...
One more -- that has great personal significance for me. I'll let you watch and then guess what it is... every Monday morning in middle school...
10.31.2008
Some Very Spooooooky Humor
In honor of Halloween, I give you some hi-larity... moaning and groaning is encouraged.
BOO!
Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula
What happened to the guy who didn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed
Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the Dead Sea
What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
What's a skeleton's favorite meal?
Spare ribs
What is a ghost's favorite party game?
Hide-and-go-shriek
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I'm bone to be wild!
Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist?
Because he likes to draw blood!
What's a vampire's favorite candy?
A sucker
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid
BOO!
Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula
What happened to the guy who didn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed
Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the Dead Sea
What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
What's a skeleton's favorite meal?
Spare ribs
What is a ghost's favorite party game?
Hide-and-go-shriek
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I'm bone to be wild!
Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist?
Because he likes to draw blood!
What's a vampire's favorite candy?
A sucker
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid
4.16.2008
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